Just learned today regarding the Florida non resident CCW permit, which is issued by the Florida Dept of Agriculture, that it’s signed by the commissioner, whose name is Charles Bronson.
Now I gotta get one, even if it just ends up framed on my wall.
Cemetery's Gun Blob 
When my pal Jimmy moved to Orlando many years ago and got his, the fella’ running things back then was….wait for it!….Mike Hammer.