Got Pulled Over

After today’s Cowboy Match, I got pulled over.  I was the loan car between two packs crusin’ along the highway.

Seems my window tints got me a ticket.  But I let the Officer tell me that, I don’t admit to anything.

The Officer came up along the passenger side of the car, so I put the passenger window all the way down, even though you’re advised not to.  So while we were going through the motions of explanations and document requests, I could tell he was lookin’ for a reason to search my car.  Eyes going everywhere.  Nose  sniffin’ away.  I never noticed that stuff till I watched a video on things to look for when you get pulled over.  I was waiting for him to ask me to step out of the car because he smells the herb.

I was a little nervous when he asked me where I was coming from, and what I was doing.  I just told him I was hangin’ out with friends.  Which was true.  Why should I indulge more details?

He asked were I was headed, home I said.  Now, I think it would be sorta inappropriate to indulge details of meeting up with a member of the fairer sex for a home cooked Italian meal among other things.  But makes me wonder if anybody has ever fessed up to something like *I’m heading over to Suzie’s house to get my $%^&  &*#@*.  I’m sure things would get interesting after that.

But when I met up with my friend, I was still Cowboy’d Up cause she likes the clothes, I realized I stunk of sulfur, from shooting black magic.  Makes me wonder if that’s what the Officer was smelling.

I’ll have to remember next I get pulled over after shooting black magic, that if I’m asked what that funky smell is, I’ll just say that I’ve been eating a bunch of chili.  I think that will end the nosey business might quick.

I’m just glad that the Officer didn’t notice the NJSP Guide to transporting Firearms in NJ that was sitting in the glove box while I got my documents together.  I think he coulda been inline to ask that dreaded question *Do you have firearms in the car?*